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What are some clean jokes / riddles to ask my cousin?

My cousin is coming and you like the jokes and riddles what are some good clean ones. Thanks: D

7 reasons not to mess with children: 1. Ask Jonah! A girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The girl stated that Jonah, had been swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human being, it was physically impossible. She said: "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah. "The teacher asked," What if Jonah went to hell? "The girl replied," Then who ask him. "2. God is like a WHAT? A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. From time to time to walk around to see each child's work. As a girl who was working diligently, she asked what was the drawing. The girl replied: "I am drawing to God. "The teacher paused and said," But nobody knows what God looks like. "Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, she replied:" Them in a minute. "3. The Ten Commandments? A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six years old. After explaining the commandment to honor thy father and thy mother, she asked: "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat a child (The eldest in a family) answered, "Thou shalt not kill." 4. gray. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes in the kitchen sink. Suddenly he noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair out instead on his dark head. She watched her mother and asked curiously: "Why why some of your hairs white, Mom? "His mother replied," Well, every time you do something wrong and make me mourn or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white. " The little girl thought this revelation for a while and then said: "Mom, how come ALL the hairs are white grandmother?" 5. Picture days. The children had been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade each to buy a copy of the group photo. "Just think how wonderful it will be to look at it as adults and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer, "or" That's Michael, is a doctor. "A little voice in the background room rang, "And there is no teacher who is dead." 6. The blood circulation. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, "Now, class, if I was in my head, the blood, as you know, would meet him, and I turn red in the face. "" Yes, "Class said." So how is that while I'm standing in the normal position the blood does not run into my feet? "Shouted one boy," Because your feet are not empty. "7. God is watching. The children were lined up in a school cafeteria Catholic primary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples The nun took note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only UNA. God is watching. "Moving further along the lunch line at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note: "Take what you want. God is watching the apples." The passenger of a taxi driver knocked on the shoulder to ask a question. The driver shouted the car lost control, nearly hit a bus, went up to the curb, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second there was silence in the cabin, and then the driver said:  "Look mate, do not do that again. Are you scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said:  "I did not realize that a small key that scares you so much." The driver replied:  "Sorry, not really their fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver – I've been driving a van carrying the bodies of the last 25 years. "

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